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Zombies!

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Zombies!

Postby DCC » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:19 pm

everybody's got jokes these days!

Dan, since you like zombies, I know you'll get a kick out of this.

http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/Road_signs_warn_of_zombies

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Postby Dan » Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:48 pm

That's great. They hacked the sign. :biglol

Oh yeah..

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Postby InternalFriction » Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:17 pm

:biglol that rocks.. can you just imagine seeing that on your morning commute? lol
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Zombie Facts, page 107 Zombie Survival Guide

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Postby DCC » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:11 am

Life is not "Tried it". It's mearly "Survived it".
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Postby Dan » Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:32 pm

Another Zombie fact:

Top 10 Lessons For Surviving a Zombie Attack.
1. Organize before they rise.
2.They feel no fear, why should you?
3.Use your head: cut off theirs
4.Blades don't need reloading.
5.Ideal protection=tight clothes and short hair.
6.Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7.Get out of the car and onto a dirt bike.
8.Keep moving,keep alert, keep low,keep quiet.
9.No place is safe, only safer.
10.The Zombie may be gone but the threat lives on.

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Postby Dan » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:23 pm

Zombie tip for the day:

The Shotgun, at close range this wepon reigns supreme. A good 12 guage can remove the head completely however the longer the range the greater the pellet dispersal pattern. a slug could increase the range but why not then a rifle? The downside to the shotgun are the shells. Bulky and therefore burdensome leaving less room for other needed equipment.

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Postby Dan » Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:37 pm

Zombie attributes:

Physical needs, Other than hunger , the dead have shown none of the physical wants or needs expressed in normal life. Zombies have never been observed to sleep or rest under any circumstances. They have not reacted to harsh weather such as extreme heat or cold, never known to seek shelter during harsh weather. Even somthing as simple as thirst is unknown to the living dead.
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Postby Dan » Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:01 pm

Cont:

Before entering a room locked or otherwise always listen for activity inside. A Zombie could be on the other side of the door-docile,quiet ready to move at the first sign of prey.
If you hear nothing then make some noise. This will either galvanize any silent ghouls or confirm the room is empty. No matter what be on your guard. :eek
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Postby Dan » Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:49 pm

Documented account of Zombie:

A British dig in 1892 unearthed a nondescript tomb. No clues could be found to reveal who the person who occupied it or anything about his place in society. The body was found outside the crypt, curled up in a corner and only partially decomposed. Thousands of scratch marks adorned the surface inside the tomb as if a corpse had tried to claw it's way out. Forensic experts determined the scratches were made over a period of several years. The body itself had bite marks on the right radius. The teeth matchthose of a human. A full autopsy revealed that the dried, partially decomposed brain not only matched those infected by Solanum (the frontal lobe melted away) but also contained trace elements of the virus itself.
Debate noe rages as to whether or not this case prompted late Egyptian specialist to remove the brains from their mummies. :eek
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